Once upon a time (like all good stories begin), there way a boy.

He watched superman, and flash, and captain america, and black panther.

He watched all the marvel and dc movies, and boy, did he love them.

He saw the world that way, fighting for good against evil.

Then a bad man came and tried to trick him into having it backwards.

The boy was heartbroken at first, saying,

“Sir, I’d like to kindly disagree with you.
I have good manners and say my prayers.
I’m good through and through, and I know it two.”

And the bad man said,

“Those good things were just lies, don’t you see?
The good people make a good living off stuff that shouldn’t happen.”

The boy replied,

“But what about my dad?
He’s a firefighter!
I see him fight bad guys every day!
He fights them by cleaning up their poor decisions!
He doesn’t even hurt them, because usually they were careless mistakes!
He runs into dangerous situations and saves everyone he can!
Some of his friends have even died trying!!”

The bad man replied,

“But did he start the fire before he saved them?”

The boy looked dismayed and replied,

“MOTHERF***ER YOU AINT BAD YOU STOOPID!”